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avatar Patricia Lee
I once dated a girl who had a twin, and people always asked how I could tell them apart. Easy - Alison painted her nails red... and Bob had a beard.

I once dated a girl who had a twin, and people always asked how I could tell them apart. Easy - Alison painted her nails red... and Bob had a beard.

avatar Agni Gauss
BUILDING INSPECTOR: Well, you say you've kept everything up to code, but I've been speaking with your 4 year old and he informed me the floor is actually lava, which—I don't need to tell you—is a pretty serious safety violation.

BUILDING INSPECTOR: Well, you say you've kept everything up to code, but I've been speaking with your 4 year old and he informed me the floor is actually lava, which—I don't need to tell you—is a pretty serious safety violation.

avatar Jacob Junior
I'm too lazy to be a stalker. You'll have to come here. And bring coffee.

I'm too lazy to be a stalker. You'll have to come here. And bring coffee.

avatar Isabella Lewis
Sure, boss, I'd still be ya henchman if you was a woim

Sure, boss, I'd still be ya henchman if you was a woim

avatar Patricia Lee
I wanna be the reason your 😼 sOre for 3 days straight

I wanna be the reason your 😼 sOre for 3 days straight

avatar Charlie Chocolate
If I'm the problem, you might be the reason. 100 @danielle marie

If I'm the problem, you might be the reason. 100 @danielle marie

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